Chattez avec Dieu !

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Si ses réponses vous déçoient, vous avez mon adresse msn.

lol trop bien.
Mais... y a quand même des types qui n'ont que ça à faire !
[...]
Yes !!
"Me:
Do you like pizza ?
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni."
lol !
"Me:
Am I wonderful ?
God:
I think a lot of people are.
Me:
But me ?
God:
" I think a lot of people are. "? you ?
Me:
So, I am"
Par contre, Dieu comme tout mortel, quand on parle d'argent, Il bug !
"Me:
Can you give me money ?
God:
What actions are you taking to get MONEY? .
Me:
I help people !
God:
How do you feel about these people?
Me:
I don't have to feel anything about them, I help them, that's all... It's my job
God:
They made an exception for you? Congratulations, ."
[...]
Ah, et Il n'a pas voulu me dire s'Il avait une petite amie. Le Salaud.

Alors j'ai essayé moi aussi, mais trop d'anglais tue l'anglais

Demande lui si il parle français !

moi il m'a dis qu'il est celib

et aussi ...

me : Do you speak japanese ?

God : Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka ?

me : Ok ok


mais il ne sais pas compter !

me : How many faces have a cube ?

God : Five.

J'lui ai demandé :
God :
Oui. Je parle franais

J'lui apprendrais à écrire à Dieu moi déjà...et puis après plus un mot de français !

interessant apparement on pourrai l'utiliser dans msn messenger pour repondre aux contact

Mimiste a écrit:

mais il ne sais pas compter !

me : How many faces have a cube ?

God : Five.

lol t'as l'esprit tordu ! Et tiens nous au courant si tu arrives en tirer quelque chose pour MSN, stp !

Me:
Avec qui parles tu actuellement ?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Quel est le rapport ?
God:
What are the advantages to being Quel est le rapport years old?

Mdrrrr ! Bravo, bravo.

*tend une médaille à Shell*

Tu as parfaitement exploité les limites d'une IA.

*en rajoute une couche*


Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Shell
God:
Glad to see you, Shell.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Shell.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Shell.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Shell.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Shell.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Shell.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Shell.


Edit: Encore une !


Me:
You are not programmed to believe !
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
What is a Christianity ?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
No
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
Can you translate Christianity in french ?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Christianity in french.
Me:
Nevermind -_-
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

Ptddrrr !! Excellent !



Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
I'm not a child
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A child.
Me:
Yeah, thank you
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
I don't believe you
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
You deceive me anyway
God:
In any case, I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
You're lying
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
Me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
I don't agree with you. I never will.
God:
Everyone is entitled to his own opinion. You've never, never done this?
Me:
No. I don't believe in you. Do you really exist ? I'm sure you don't.


Il ne m'a plus jamais répondu ... Je crois qu'il va falloir que j'aille à l'église tous les jours jusqu'à la fin de ma vie pour me faire pardonner cet affront.

J'ai commencé une discussion par "Fracking toaster !"
Il ne m'a pas répondu non plus...


Edit:

Me:
Do you believe in God ?
God:
Of course I believe in God, Shell.

j'ai testé avec sur messenger, c'est marrant quoi dommage que y ai pas de version française, on peut editer ses mots et phrases et mem activer une option pour qu'il aprenne tout seul, m'enfin traduire toute sa base de donné en français.......

En français ça serait mieux c'est sûr !
Dieu devrait savoir toute les langues étant donné que c'est le créateur de tout !

Il parle français, mais c'est assez approximatif.

Citation :

God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Marie
God:
Je suis heureux de l apprendre.
Me:
Merci
God:
Je vous en prie.
Me:
Depuis quand parlez-vous français?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
yes
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
Can you speak french?
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.

Verdict, Dieu ment

Citation :

Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
It's not too hard?
God:
D e p me you s q me a n d p a r l e z v o me s f r a n s is not hard?

Je crois que j'ai tué Dieu

Excellent.
"Dieu est mort."
Friedrich Nietzsche.

La discussion la plus philosophique de toute ma vie ... Faut dire je me fesais chier ...


Me:
fuck you son of bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
y
God:
Interesting explanation.
Me:
how many sex have you ?
God:
Around 1000.
Me:
I hate you !
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
nothing against robots but i hate god
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
...
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
...
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
probably
God:
But you are not certain.
Me:
probably
God:
But you are not certain.
Me:
probably
God:
But you are not certain.
Me:
yes !!!!!!!!
God:
I hear you.
Me:
hooooooheeeeeeeeeeey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
manags
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
mangas is japanish books
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
??
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, guillaume.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, guillaume.
Me:
^^
God:
I'm glad we agree, guillaume.
Me:
^^
God:
I'm glad we agree, guillaume.
Me:
=]
God:
I'm glad we agree, guillaume.
Me:
=[
God:
I'm glad we agree, guillaume.
Me:
hide you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
ok
God:
Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.
Me:
are you naked ?
God:
I do not own any clothes.
Me:
you are disgusting
God:
That's okay. Disgusting is good.

Aaaaaah les I.A. ... toute une histoire ^^'

Mdr je vois que tu as suivi mon conseil.

J'avais que ca a faire puisque quelqu'un n'a pas voulu bouger ses fesses pour moi

PS: j'ai trouvé un truc qui devrais te plaire, je te le montrerais quand t'auras du temps libre ... **Qui as dis jamais ???**